Wednesday, November 7

What a World?!

My friend, Winnie, is a heck of a witty lady with a great enthusiam for life, laughter, and love. What you will read is sent by her.


EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!!!


There are three good arguments that Jesus was black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His father's business
2. He lived at home until He was thirty three
3. He was sure His Mother was a virgin and His Mother was sure He was God

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around bare foot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were three equally goo arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures

But now the most compelling argument that Jesus SHOULD HAVE BEEN A WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He tried to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, he had to get up because there was still work to do

Katayoun

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